Friday, December 09, 2005

Time Machines suck!

I've come to the realization that I will never build a time machine. If I will, my future self would have already come back and told my present self how to make lots a money. Now this is a depressing thought, which the owner of this blog just spits milk out of her nose when I approach the subject with her.
That's why time machines suck, if you dream about them you just left in utter depression that nothing happens. It's kinda of like the porn industry. You watch porn, and you think to yourself next time I see a hot girl and her friends all you have to do is burp and fart and they are getting naked. The real world is so depressing.

1 comment:

The Bloody Munchkin said...

Just because I gave you access to my blog doesn't mean you get to go crazy and all. And stop being depressed that you'll never build a time machine. If I buy you a pony, will that make you feel better?