I have a great idea! I have a solution for this terrible time when poor helpless people are being attacked by "aggressive" squirrels (they have big pointy teeth). It's time for my dog to get a job, that's right kissinger you now have a full time job. I'm going to drive the dog to the park every morning to help these poor poor people. The dog's job will be chase the squirrels and teach them a thing or two about the civilized society we live in. I figure he can work off tips and at worst can at least feed himself on what he catches during the day.
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That's perfect. We could make him a business card "Kissinger: Professional Aggressive Squirrel Hunter for Hire."
And he should have a uniform like a security guard, with a little button down shirt and cap and maybe even a billy club, if only he wouldn't freak out and be all scared of putting on a uniform...
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