I think this might be my favoritist made-up band name yet....
The Dummy Gladhands
This name brought to you courtesy of the semi I was following yesterday during my commute. The full sign I read might actually be the title of my auto-biography:
Caution: Use Dummy Gladhands When Airlines are Disconnected.
If you stop and think about it, that is really a metapho for my entire life. Nobody take my idea, or I will cut you.