We're all twelve year-olds

This break in Joe Vampire coverage is brought to you by the following headline and the plethora of jokes it invoked in my husband and myself:

Nasa Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On Red Planet

Fighting Nun: Interns Rule!
Bloody Munchkin: I'd love to hear that guy's next interview:  
"What did you do during your internship with NASA?"
"I drew a dick on the red planet and it'll be up there forever."
"That was you? You're hired!" 
Fighting Nun: It was just reported the Mormons are putting together a space program to send people to mars in order to put a big black square over the penis. 

My husband doesn't know it yet, but he just won the internet. I haven't stopped laughing at this.