This break in Joe Vampire coverage is brought to you by the following headline and the plethora of jokes it invoked in my husband and myself:
Fighting Nun: Interns Rule!
Bloody Munchkin: I'd love to hear that guy's next interview:
"What did you do during your internship with NASA?"
"I drew a dick on the red planet and it'll be up there forever."
"That was you? You're hired!"
Fighting Nun: It
was just reported the Mormons are putting together a space program to
send people to mars in order to put a big black square over the penis.
My husband doesn't know it yet, but he just won the internet. I haven't stopped laughing at this.