"What's that?"
"Plunger for the toilet.It's been running a lot. Also, I've been having dreams about my toilet lately so I thought I'd fix it."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, I dreamed that as I was fixing the toilet, Tony Danza walked in and tried to pee in my broken toilet and I kept swatting at him to stop, but every time I tried to get him to stop he tried to hug me and he kept talking to me as I'm fixing it and I was really annoyed with him."
"Tony Danza ruins everything."
This conversation serves no other purpose than I actually had it and I wanted to preserve it for future generations.
You're welcome world!
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