Fighting Nun says the darnedest things

Fighting Nun had the following diatribe this morning that is too good to pass up.

"So, if a gas line or water line breaks, how is it that there is always one policeman and a camera crew and nobody else? There's like one news crew van and it happens to be off in Oakland somewhere. How the hell did it get to Richmond so God damned fast and there isn't one fucking water mane or gas line van in sight? There's got to be twenty water guys or gas line worker dudes or whatever, but the first people at the scene is the one news crew within twenty miles. How the hell does that happen? Where are the water guys? Really? That's what I wanna know."

To which my reply was "Honey, the water guys? They're union. Those donuts won't eat themselves."