See Fighting Nun, if you don't please me when I sneeze, I might die. And then me and the Almight Cheese Sauce will be kicking it in heaven. I'll leave the mortal coil if you don't bless me when I sneeze. Do you get it now????
So Fighting Nun and I had a discussion about what your comment meant. So are you saying that I won't die because I sneezed and wasn't blessed, but when I do die, I won't get into heaven because I wasn't blessed some percentage of the times I sneezed? Because I sneeze a lot. And Fighting Nun only blesses me like half the time, so I might be screwed. Who am I kidding? A heathen like me? Looking at the pearly gates? Right Xanth?
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So Fighting Nun and I had a discussion about what your comment meant. So are you saying that I won't die because I sneezed and wasn't blessed, but when I do die, I won't get into heaven because I wasn't blessed some percentage of the times I sneezed? Because I sneeze a lot. And Fighting Nun only blesses me like half the time, so I might be screwed. Who am I kidding? A heathen like me? Looking at the pearly gates? Right Xanth?
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