Best Lines of the Night
"Did God teach you that porno face?" (tm Fighting Nun)
"I just got anally raped by a wooden spoon." (tm Micheal Vartan)
Why can't I make up dialogue like this people? This is why I am not a New York Times best seller. Because I do not possess the skills of wit like my husband and that dude from Alias...
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