Made-Up Band Names: Submission 1

So, I've always had a thing about band names, or more-over finding that the craziest word combinations ended up making really great band names. Fametracker's dead and buried yet totally lamented forums had an awesome (Awesome!) thread about the same subject, where I met people with the same adoration of crazy names as me. Said forum thread gave me such juicy band names as "Spork" and "Kurt Vonnegut and his Bitches".
Once a week, I'll post some random tidbit or something that I think would be an awesome band name. This week: Heaven and Hell Cotillion.
(Thank You Rushmore)